Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for June 06, 2014
Charlene: What's the difference between us and the "Victoria's Secret" swimsuit models? Cathy: They're holding their arms up in the air! Charlene: Cheaters! Cathy: Optical illusion! Charlene: Our tummies would look flat, too, if we stood around with our arms up in the air! Cathy: This one doesn't have her arms in the air. Charlene: She's jutting out one hip. Makes the right thigh appear long and lean! Mr. Pinkley: Give me back my catalog! I want to get irate, too!!