Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for December 02, 2013
Saleswoman: December has just been reduced by an additional 25%! December already lasted for 30% less time than it used to...Last year it seemed 40% shorter.. Now a total of 95% has been knocked off, leaving you with about 15 minutes between now and Christmas Eve!! Cathy: Ok! Ok! I'll take it! Saleswoman: Life is too short to browse.