Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 28, 2006
Transcript:
Saleswoman: For the first time in decades, women can look at swimwear without getting completely depressed! See? The two-piece tank: looks roomy enough to cover all tummy issues! The "wonderbra" top: looks as if it could perform an upper-body miracle! The boy-cut bottom: looks like the answer to all thigh-related prayers! The waist-modling wraps... the fuller-cut skirts... Cathy; AACK! Saleswoman: I said you could look at swimwear without getting depressed. I didn't say you could try any of it on!!