Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 05, 2002
Mr Pinkley: To say anything about women's skimpy office wear implies I noticed. To imply I noticed is to imply I looked. To imply I looked is to imply I leered. To imply I leered is to hurl myself into a vat of legal horrors and destroy everything I've worked my whole life to build!! Why don't you say something, Cathy?? Cathy: It would imply I'm old. Charlene: Back to you, Mr. Pinkley.