Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 02, 2001
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Woman 1: Burger? Cathy: Yes, thanks. Woman 1: 15% fat? 7% fat? Turkey? Or Soy? Cathy: um... Woman 1: Regular soy? Light soy? Veggie burger? Fat-free veggie burger? Cheeseburger? 2% milk cheese? Skim milk cheese? Veggie cheese? Tofu cheese? Light tofu cheese? Not do? Kosher dog? Turkey dog? Veggie doge? Tofu dog? Low-fat kosker? Fat-free soy? Lite chicken dog? Cathy: Can't I have one last barbecue without a healthy atlernative moral dilemma?? ... Just a regular burger, regular cheese, regular bun!! Woman 1: Regular?? Cathy: Oh, forget it. I'll just have a salad. Woman 2: Dairy-free slaw? Egg-free egg salad? Fat-free potato salad? Oil-free vinaigrette? Low-fat chips. Fat-free chips. Fake-fat chips. Regular chips.