Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 05, 2000
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Saleswoman: Hello, I'm Mabel..I'll be your pamperologist today. Cathy: Pamperologist? Saleswoman: Your dermo-flatterist. Your aesthetician. Your guide to the new world of cosmeceuticals. Cathy: Cosmeceuticals? Saleswoman: Part cosmetics..part pharmaceuticals...age defying skin care goes scientific! The products have all-new, medical-sounding goals: "Cell renewal" "Hydration restoration" "Pore minimization"...Medical sounding ingredients: "Alpha Hydroxy acids" "Beta Hydroxy complex" "Collagen boosters" "Enzymes"...Medical-sounding delivery systems: "Serum" "Capsules" "Emollients" "Micro-prisms"...Which area of epidermal care may I and my cabinet of sleek, hypoallergenic therapies assist you with? Cathy: Gift with purchase! Saleswoman: $23 million in research and all anyone really wants is a giftologist.