Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 26, 1999

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Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me Don't remember me. Saleswoman: Hi, there! Nice to see you again! Reason for return? Cathy: Didn't like it. Saleswoman: "Changed mind" Cathy: No, I didn't change my mind. I never liked it. Saleswoman: But you bought it. Cathy: Yes, but even as you were ringing it up, I knew I didn't want it. Saleswoman: Why would you buy it if you didn't want it?? Cathy: Because I liked you. I bought it because I liked you, not it. I thought that if I owned it, I might learn to like it. But I never even liked it enough to get it out of the trunk! I just bought it and gave it a ride around town for a few days!! I never liked it!! I never wanted it! I just wanted to make you happy!! Saleswoman: Is there anything worse than a thoughful customer? Cathy: ..Wait! I'll make it up to you! Look! I'm buying lamps!