Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 23, 1999

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Cathy: I love myself....But who are you?? Where did those knees come from?? I've never seen those knees before!...Yes I have. I saw them on the beach when I was seven years old. They were attached to Aunt Irene....And those thighs! Unrecognizable!...Except for a distant, gross vision of aunt Louise in white shorts on the fourth of July......There are great-grandma's upper arms...grandma's waist....great-aunt Helen's calves...cousin Brenda's ankles...uncle Ralph's double chin...grandpa's stomach......and the rear! Thank you, mother! How comforting to know you're always right behind me! Forget the "four swimsuits for per fitting room" limit......What the world needs is a "two relatives per body" limit.