Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 25, 1998
Cathy: Will you love it? Honor it? Respect it? Care for it?? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! If you buy this expensive outfit, do you promise to buy no more clothes for yourself for the rest of your life??? Yes! I promise! Yes! Do you promise to hang it up every time you wear it? Yes! Do you promise to clean out your whole closet?? Yes! Do you promise to keep all your clothes organized from this day forth?? Yes! If you buy this outift, will you take your vitamins, balance your checkbook, clean out your car, volunteer for charity work, send all over-due birthday cards and recommit to your fitness program?? Yes! Yes! Yes! In women's wear, the money changes hands at the cash register, but the deal is struck in the dressing room. Whew.