Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for June 07, 1997
Irving: Restructuring has eliminated some jobs, but it's also created new ones! Tom will be your new CEO-"Chief Envelope-licking Officer"...Julie will be your new CPO-"Chief Plant-watering officer"...Sue will be the new CFO-"Chief Faxing Officer"... Charlene: HAH! Big meaningless titles will not make up for the fact that all our friends are getting canned, and that we'll be doing all their work for no extra money!! Irving: Let's hear it for your new CAO-"Chief Attitude Officer"!! Charlene:...ME? Why, thank you! QUIT WHINING, YOU BABIES!