Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 04, 1997

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Cathy: I called a man I do NOT want to date and asked him out...and now I'm putting on makeup for him! It's muscle memory! I can't stop myself! The hand dabs on the sultry eye shadow...the fingers guide the alluring lipstick...the arms reach for the seductive cologne...stop fluffing! Stop primping! Can't you look bad now when it really matter?! Man: WOW! Cathy: Rats. Auto-beauty strikes again.