Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 08, 1997
Transcript:
Cathy: I can't believe fake fat tastes so good! Charlene: Those aren't fake fat, Cathy. Cathy: You said they were fake fat. Charlene: No. These are fake fat! The bag you just ate was real fat! Cathy: I just ate a bag of REAL fat?? I thought I was eating FAKE fat!! AACK! FALSE PRETENSE FAT! Do you hear that, body?? Stop the presses! It's FALSE PRETENSE FAT! Charlene: Don't ask. Mr. Pinkley: Wasn't going to.