Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 09, 1996
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Saleswoman: Nothing is a more meaningful gift than the musical tissue dispenser! Cathy: The musical tissue dispenser? Saleswoman: Buy this and you'll help a retailer unload its stock...which will help us stay in business...curb unemployment...raise public morale...and bolster support of state-funded institutions! What could mean more to the recipient than knowing his or her children will be assured a sound education?? Cathy: Ok. Saleswoman: The politicians have had their chance. Now it's up to the salesclerks.