Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 27, 2015
Hobbes: "The center snaps the ball back to the quarterback!" Calvin: "No he doesn't!" Hobbes: "He doesn't?" Calvin: "NO! Secretly, he's the quarterback for the other team! He keeps the balls!" Hobbes: "A traitor!" Calvin: "Calvin breaks for the goal!" Calvin: "Wheeee! He's at the 30...the 20.... the 10! Nobody can catch him!" Hobbes: "Nobody WANTS to! You're running toward your goal!" Calvin: "Huh?!" Hobbes: "When I learned you were a spy, I switched goals. This is YOUR goal and mine's hidden!" Calvin: "HIDDEN?!" Hobbes: "You'll never find it in a million years" Calvin: "I don't need to find it! As a traitor to your team, crossing MY goal counts as crossing YOUR goal!" Hobbes: "Ah, you might THINK so..." Calvin: "In fact, I know so!" Hobbes: "But the place I hid MY goal is right on top of YOUR goal. So the points will go to ME!" Calvin: "But the fact is, I'm, really a double agent! I'm on your team after all, which means you'll LOSE points if I cross your goal! Ha Ha!" Hobbes: "But I'M a traitor too. So I'm really on YOUR team! I WANT you to cross my goal! The points will go to YOUR team, which is really MY team!" Calvin: "That would be true...IF I were a real football player!" Hobbes: "You mean..?" Calvin: "I'm actually a badmitton player DISGUISED as a double-agent football player!!" Hobbes: "And I'M secretly a volleyball-croquet-polo player!" Calvin: "Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball" Hobbes: "No cheating!"