Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 08, 1995
Calvin: As a genius, it's important that I write a lot of letters. After all, my correspondence will be the basic resource material for historians to reconstruct my life. My writing will provide countless fascinating insights for biographers. Hobbes: Such as how all your salutations begin, "Hey boogerbrain." Calvin: It's been three weeks and I still haven't received my x-ray glasses!