Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 07, 1995
Calvin: The teacher reminded us that we only have a week left to finish our leaf collections, so we ought to be half done by now. Hobbes: You haven't even started. Calvin: Yeah, but I work better under pressure. Hobbes: Actually, you work only under pressure. Calvin: That way, the work time is more miserable, but there's less of it.