Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 24, 1995
Hobbes: Ooh, it doesn't look like the bike lesson went so good. Calvin: It didn't. Dad likes riding his bike! He doesn't understand what it's like for me! I hate flipping over the bars, getting chased around the yard, and getting mowed down by a demonic machine! Hobbes: Is that what happened? Calvin: No, I tripped coming up the stairs.