Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 1995
Miss Wormwood: Calvin, would you demonstrate the next problem at the board? Calvin: Yes Miss Wormwood. I would be hap-py to do an-y-thing you ask. I have been suc-cess-ful-ly pro-grammed to obey all di-rec-tives. I have no will of my own...my own...my own...my own. Doesn't anybody appreciate theater?!