Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 1995
Calvin: In this issue, chewing reviews the new gum chewing apparel. This jersey is made with Swet-tek fibers that wick away perspiration! The mesh collar keeps your sternomastoids venilated and zippered pockets hold spare gum and wrappers! Hobbes: Why is it covered with brand logos? Calvin: That gives you the psychological edge of pretending you're sponsored. Hobbes: How can you tell you're reading an advertisement, a product review, or the product itself? Calvin: I'd sure like to be a walking endorsement.