Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 1995
Calvin: Remember when I was first born? I couldn't even turn myself over1 My eyes wouldn't focus! I couldn't do anything! Think of al the work it took to develop the motor skills necessar to hold a crayon, to place the tip of it on a page, and to move it in predetermined, coordinated motions! This picture is the result of six years' unrelenting toil! A lifetime of effort went into this! Dad: I'm still not paying you $500 for it. Calvin: It will appreciate! It's an investment!