Calvin: Mom, what was I like as a baby? Mom: Stinky. Calvin: Stinky?? Mom: Stinky. Calvin: It's always shocking to see one's existence reduced to a blurb.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Remember the episode of The Berenstain Bears, The Stinky Milk Mystery, in which Brother and Sister accidentally let Farmer Ben’s cows eat onion grass? Imagine if it were like this strip:
Sister: Farmer Ben, after the cows ate the onion grass, how did their milk taste?
Farmer Ben: Stinky.
Brother and Sister (in unison): STINKY?!
Brother: Let’s remember to lock the gate next time.
Sister: Good idea.