Moe: I'm gonna pound you at recess, Twinky. Calvin: Oh yeah?! Well, you'll have to catch me first! When your strategy is to run like a squirrel, it's hard to come up with a good taunt.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Calvin was on the playground one day, playing on the swings with the “knobs” and Calvinball with Hobbes
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in his neighbourhood
He got in one little fight and his momma got scared, and she said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air”
Then when he left his momma cheered! She was glad that Calvin was outta here!
“No more destruction, no more chaos! The house is at peace, losing Calvin is no loss!”
[And then we get to see Calvin cause chaos in a mansion with access to a ton of money :P]