Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 11, 1992
Miss Wormwood: Yes. Calvin? Calvin: Miss Wormwood, I'm a fierce advocate of the seperation of church and state. Nevertheless, I feel the need for spiritual guidance and comfort as I face the day's struggles. So I was wondering if I could strip down, smear myself with paste, and set fire to this little effigy of you in a non-denominational sort of way. Boy, what a touchy subject!