Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 16, 1992
Calvin: One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore more intense. For example, I'm about to stick my nose in a jar of mustard and inhale deeply! Let's see what is' like. Whoop!! See, whed you're oder, you dake your sinuses fo granded. Hobbes: Some of us prefer to.
I just cant imagine what kind of mustard is it. The one in MY fridge would never cause something like this…