Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 23, 1991
How come we play and not peace? Too few role models? I'll be the fearless American Defender of liberty and democracy. ... And you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor. We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins, ok? Gotcha. Go! Kind of a stupid game, isn't it?