Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 30, 1991
Susie Derkins: You again?! Calvin: Was I here before? Susie Derkins: Are you crazy?! You were here just two minutes ago! Calvin: Uh-oh. I'm not still here, am I? Susie Derkins: You're standing right there! Calvin: Well anyone can see that! Am I here anywhere else?! Calvin: Sheesh. Who can fathom the feminine mind? Hobbes: I like 'em anyway.