Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 12, 1990
Calvin: Thanks for helping me mail my letter to Santa. Hobbes: It sure was heavy. Calvin: Those big envelopes only had a couple hundred pages. That's why I used a box. Hobbes: I hope Santa doesn't throw his back out when he gets it. Calvin: All I can say is, this year Santa had better bring everything on my list! I've been extremely good all year! Hobbes: What about the noodle incident? Calvin: No one can prove I did that!!