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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 20, 1990
Calvin: This meeting of top-secret club G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy Girls) will come to order, supreme ruler and Dictator-for-Life Calvin presiding! Hobbes: Hear hear! Calvin: President and First Tiger Hobbes will now provide us with an attendence report. Hobbes: All present and accounted for, sir! Calvin: Excellent! Now club secretary General Hobbes will review the minutes. Hobbes: It's 10:32. Calvin: Thank you. At this time we'll have a field report from Top Scout Calvin! Hobbes: You can tell this is a great club because we have so many officers.
Top Scout Calvin: No sighting of slimy girls as of yet!