Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 11, 1990
Mom: While your dad is taking Rosalyn home, perhaps you'd like to explain what happened tonight. Calvin: Gosh mom, what's to tell? At 8:00, I put on my pajamas, brushed my teeth and went straight to bed. Nothing happened. Mom: And this? Calvin: Uh...lies! All lies! Rosalyn made me do that just so I'd get in trouble! She hates kids! None of that is true! I went straight to bed! Hobbes: Nice try, Pinocchio. Calvin: Well who would've thought Rosalyn would make me write a full confession?!