Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 29, 1990
Calvin: What are we going to do, Hobbes? Rosalyn will be here in just a few hours! Hobbes: Do you think she'll remember how you locked her outside last time? Calvin: If she does, we're dead! She'll probably stick my head on a stake in the front yard as a warning to other kids she baby-sits! Hobbes: I'm almost sure that would violate some zoning ordinance. Calvin: Well no matter what, we're in big trouble unless we think of something fast! Hobbes: I suppose we could try being good. Calvin: I must've gotten water in my ear. What did you say? Hobbes: Nothing. Forget it.