Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 28, 1989
Calvin: Hello, Susie? This is Calvin. You know this report we're supposed to write for school? Yeah. My topic is bats. What's yours? Elephants? Hmm. Well, are you going to the library to look up elephants? You are? Great! While you're there, could you research bats too, and make copies of all the information you find, and maybe underline the important parts for me, and sort of outline it so I wouldn't have to read it all? Hobbes: How'd it go? Calvin: I really loathe girls.