Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 20, 1989
Calvin: Hello? Valley Hardware? Yes, I'm calling to see if you sell blasting caps, detonators, timers and wire. Just the wire? Oh, forget it. Do you rent bulldozers or backhoes? No, no, a rototiller won't do at all. I need something more like a wrecking ball. Do you know where I could get anything like that? No? Ok, goodbye. Looks like another boring day, Hobbes.