Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 24, 1989
Calvin: Tigers are great! They're the toast of the town. Life's always better when a tiger's around! Considering I outrank you, I don't think I should have to do that! This meeting of the top-secret club G.R.O.S.S (Get rid of slimy girls) will come to order. Supreme dictator for life, Calvin, presiding. All salute! Ok, the first order of business. President, no first tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting. Hobbes: Thank you. 10:30am: read minutes of previous meeting, 10:31: debated so called "editorial slant" of minuts. Much nonsense and commotion from dictator for life. Calvin: Nonsense?! Hobbes: 10:32: President and frist Tiger offers reasonable solution, but Dictator for life takes needless exception. Calvin: reasonalbe solution?!? You told me to go jump in a lake!