Mom: Dear, sometime, I want you to look at that discolored spot on the rug. It seems to be getting bigger all the time. Calvin: May I leave the table? Like right now?
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
He’s probably going to try to lie about his age…*This is a great one, though still not as good as the one where his dinner performs the soliloquy from Hamlet!