Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 04, 1989
Hobbes: Your mom sure was cheerful this morning. Calvin: Hmph. Hobbes: I've never seen her humming and sashaying around the kitchen like that. Calvin: Hmph. How long have we been waiting for the bus now? Hobbes: About two and a half hours. Calvin: I think Mom put me out here this early on purpose.