Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 22, 1989
Calvin: Help me push the car out of the garage. I can't budge it by myself. Hobbes: I still think you should ask your mom to move it. Calvin: Then she'd probably say no, and we won't have the garage for our clubhouse! Hobbes: But if we don't ask her, we'll get in trouble. Calvin: We won't get in trouble! Hobbes: Every time you say that, we do. Calvin: Mom wouldn't care about these things if she wouldn't keep finding out about them.