Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 21, 1989
Calvin: Let's face it, We're aesthetes. Here comes susie, just ignore her. Susie: Hi, Calvin, can i play with your tiger? Calvin: Hobbes and I are not playing. We're doing big important things, and we don't need you to mess them up. Susie: It doesn't look to me like you're doing anything so important. Calvin: Well we are so go away. We've wasted too much time talking to you already. Susie: you're just playing in the mud. Calvin: That's just what it looks like to ignorant girls like you! Get lost! Susie: All right, you litte creep! I don't need you! I've got better things to do that sit in the mud like a pig! Calvin: A pig?! By golly, I'll show you! Susie: Don't bend over! Your curly pink tail shows! oink! oink! oink! oink! Calvin: Eat some mud, Susie! Susie: Ha HA! you missed! oink! oink! oink! HobbesL Ahhh spring! That magical time of year when a young mans fancy turns to love! Calvin: Shut up.