Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 1989
Transcript:
Dad: ...And the television's gone, too. Police officer: Do you happen to have the serial number? Calvin: I'll bet the burglars got scared off when they say there was a tiger in the house! Hobbes was here the whole time! Dad: Calvin, not now, Ok? I'm busy. Calvin: Nobody stick around long when he sees a tiger, that's for sure! Mandibles of death, that's what Hobbes has! Dad: Right. Why don't you go tell your Mom? Calvin: Maybe Hobbes should look at mug shots. Can we got to the station and identify suspects? Huh, can we? Dad: Dear! Police officer: I sure meet the weirdos in this job...
He thinks that’s bad? My daughter would introduce him to a handkerchief that is actually an alien and communicates in squeaks and baby talk.