Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 10, 1989
Calvin: Will you read this tonight? Dad: "An ode to tigers"? Calvin: Hobbes wrote it. Dad: "The zebra's stripes are lacking hues, so they don't compare to you-know-whose." "Orange, black and white is what to wear! It's haute couture for those who dare! It's camouflage, and stylish, too! Yes, tiger's look the best, it's true!" This goes on? Calvin: For pages. Pretty tedious isn't it?