Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 14, 1988
Calvin: Hey, Susie, can I borrow your black crayon? Susie: Ok, but don't break it, and don't peel the paper off, and color with all sides of it so it stays pointy. Calvin: Geez, why don't you take out an insurance policy on it? Susie: Just don't ruin my crayone. What are you drawing anyway? Calvin: Black bears attacking a black forest campground at midnight. Susie: Give me my crayon back.
Lost a bit of the ink on this scan, huh