Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 13, 1988
Calvin: What a day. You think that's funny? Come back and fight, you weasel! Mom: What happened to YOU?? Calvin: Don't ask. I'm going upstairs to change. NOT AGAAINNN! Dad: Where's Calvin? Mom: I sent him to his room. I caught him making prank calls to pet stores, asking if they'd buy his tiger. KAPOW!