Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 17, 1988
Calvin: Boy, Dad sure blew his stack that time, didn't he. What a sorehead! Listening to him, you'd think nobody in the world had ever needed to call a plumber before. Dad's got a job. He can afford it. Dad makes such a big deal out of everything. Hobbes: When he does, I sure wish you'd stop trying to pin your crimes on me. Calvin: Oh, now you're going to start in on me too, huh?