Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 22, 1988
Calvin: I got a hit! I got a hit! Hobbes: Only because I let you! Adam: Ha ha! A home run! Hobbes: You didn't touch all the bases! Calvin: I did too. Hobbes: No, you didn't. You didn't touch seventh base. Calvin: Yes, I did! I touched the water barrel right after the front porch. Hobbes: That's not seventh base. That's twelfth base! Calvin: I thought the garage door was twelfth. Hobbes: The garage door is twenty-third base. You touched them all out of of order, and you still didn't touch the secret base. Calvin: The secret base?? What's the secret base?! Hobbes: I can't tell you. It's a secret. Calvin: I can't believe this moronic sport is our national pastime. Hobbes: You're out. Give me a dollar.