Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 27, 1988
Calvin: Mom doesn't set the table this way. Mom does it a lot better. This food smells funny. This isn't the way mom fixes it. I like it the way Mom does it better. Rosalyn: I'm not your mom, all right?!? Calvin: No kidding! My mom loves me more than life itself, and she lets me do anything I want. Not like you, you nasty, ol' barracuda. Rosalyn: I can't believe I postponed a date for this.