Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 03, 1987

Transcript:

Hobbes: I always wanted to be a cub scout and get merit badges and stuff, but I hate going to meetings. Calvin: Ok, ok, just read about knots, all right? Hobbes: Hey, look, here's a motto! I didn't know you had a motto! Wow, what fun! Calvin: "Live for revenge" is going to be my motto if you don't get me out of this. Hobbes: I'll quiz you. What do you do for a second degree burn? Calvin: Don't flip throught the book, you idiot! Untie me! Hobbes: Hmph, if I was in your predicament, I'd treat me with a lot more respect. Do you say you're sorry? Calvin: Mmff! Rrggh! Ooh! Argh! You dirty rotton stinking..