Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 05, 1987
Mom: Your dad and I are going out to see a movie tonight. Calvin: Can I come too? Mom: No. You're staying home. Calvin: What, I got the plague?! Why can't I come? Mom: Because other people like to watch movies without hearing advice shouted to the characters on the screen. Calvin: So who does that? Are you saying I do that?