Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 1987
Calvin: Gosh, it's perfect kite flying weather! But why let the stupid kite have all the fun? Hobbes: You've got your tail on? Calvin: Yep. Just let out some string and start running. That's it! Faster! Faster! I'm flying! I,m fl-ppl! Ow! Ack! Ooh! Hobbes: Are you ok? Boy, you were almost up there. Calvin: I know! (ow) We just need a little more wind. Ok, here's another breeze! Let 'er rip! Oomph! Yow! Hobbes: Maybe you're too heavy. Calvin: Gee, I hadn't thought of that..Hmm..how can I get lighter? Mom: Mrs. Carroll says a naked kid tied to a stuffed animal is running through her yard. Dad: You handle it, I got the little nudist out of her bird bath, remember!