Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 09, 1986
Calvin: Calvin and his trusty navigator Hobbes roar down the residential road at 90 MPH! Hobbes: Hobbes puts on the turn signal. Calvin: Faster and faster they go! A busload of schoolchilren dives from the sidewalk! Hobbes: Hobbes puts on the windshield wipers. Calvin: The police are after them! Calvin crawls down to put in the clutch and shift! Hobbes: Hobbes steers and blows the horn! Mom: All right, I'm back already! Can't I even run an errand without you blowing the horn across the parking lot? Calvin: It was Hobbes, Mom. Not me.