Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 26, 1986
Calvin: Mom! Mom! A big dog knocked me down and stole Hobbes! I tried to catch him, but I couldn't, and now I've lost my best friend! Mom: Well Calvin, if you wouldn't drag that tiger everywhere, things like this wouldn't happen. Calvin: There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!