Calvin: Hello, Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
omg dude that is HALARIOUS!!!!
Better than the “define well adjusted” line, and thats saying something
HILARIOUS simply HILARIOUS and still funny the other 500 times
OMG! It’s 2:30AM for me, the house is quiet, except for me LAUGHING OUT LOUD. This is hysterical!
Calvin: Free Range Kid.
You just gotta love him! LOL
HAHA, BUT THEIR PARENTS DONT WANT HIM:DHAHA
omg..this is so hilarious…. :)
I really pity Calvin’s parents lmao
I got nothing! LOL
ooooooo……that boy…that boy…..+,##@$*
This is hilarious
i dont get it…
CALVIN YOU ARE IN SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH TROUBLE!! GET A PILLOW FOR YOUR BUTT! LOL
It’s 3:00 AM, and all is quiet! Except for me, with my hand over my mouth, milk running out my nose, choking! LOL(almost)
I wake up, usually to no actual phone call, and have to check on my kids, how about you?
Time to buy locks for all the windows and doors, dad.
I still don’t know how Mr. Watterson came up with good themes so consistently, but there were hilarious and excellent comics from beginning to end.
I also want to say that this was one of the best!
Calvin should shield his butt with a pillow for when he gets back.
You c’n say that again!!!!! This IS one of the best! Congrads to Calvin and you, Hobbes!
I am your father…
Well, he knows he’s somewhere near a pay phone.
He’s an impulsive one.
I RATE THIS 11/10 IT IS OFF THE SCALE!!Kaila Banks representing all of California!
And Calvin thinks his punishments are unfair…
i dont think this ended well for calvin
First appearance of out the window
Crazy and funny.
1st comic where my old account doesn’t comment
Best thing to do as a kid!!!
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If my kid did that to me I’d spank him with a wip then give him the longest speech ever.
LOL. It amazes me that these are still so funny when rereading them (haven’t read the books in about 20 years).
This was one of my favorites back when the strip was current (dang it has it been 32 years?) and I still love it.
This was a spoof on a Public Service Announcement that commonly played on TV back then.
At the nearest payphone?
The link is…
June 01, 2017
September 25, 2019